Turd Tunnel

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.

Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.

by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

by Ladyjanathon July 2, 2016

plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")

Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!

by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

by MudJones November 26, 2013