King Wins!

Something your idiot friend shouts when playing a game; forgetting there are still other moves that could out score their's.

Playing a card game of War.

K: slaps the king on the table first, "King Wins!"

S: puts card down after, "Ace."

K: "Fuck That Shit!"

by JMY87 March 23, 2011

King Cali

N., Synonym; California
usually used by californians while putting down people from another state

Haha! King Cali Wins Again!

by Rippy the Razor November 21, 2011

King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!

Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again

by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023

Please King

Phrase used to describe someone demonstrating excessive laziness, when that same person asks you for a favor.

Please king insert name! Please come and eat your food!

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023

Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022