Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020

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post-glacial rebound

1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.

2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.

1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.

2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.

by great success February 28, 2010