Lemon

Fanfics for horny people

"Jason, what are you reading"
"Some lemons"
"Then why are you jerking off"
"Because I'm reading lemons"

by NSFW Fanfition April 30, 2020

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self

My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god

by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017

lemon blasted

getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade

after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted

by talksickone July 3, 2015

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 22, 2019

Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.

Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017

Lemon

lemons are actually sweet. they are caring and loving and loyal friends. lemons need lots of love but they give lots of love too.

i had a bad day but lemon made it better

by jello23545 February 6, 2021