Sam: "Wow I can't believe that Ethan Eckert tipped on your card and made you go broke"
Me: Yeah hes a bitch
Me: Yeah hes a bitch
by miksu-chan May 10, 2022
Get the Ethan Eckertmug. by Adrian galism May 30, 2023
Get the Ethan beluliamug. Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.
by brownierecipe November 16, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by papi69213 December 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.