Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Spider Sam

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.

Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.

by Lams369 November 26, 2023

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022

Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.

Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.

by Jayne Kob February 6, 2019

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025