sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

bass sickness

When the drop hits so hard that you're just standing there like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT DROP THO!" usually happens when you're at a party/rave listening to dub step or trap

kat- "dude you okay man?"

steve-" i don't know man the drop in 'one minute (dotEXEs dopiest dope remix)'by krewella i think it gave me bass sickness!!"

by djdeejay June 28, 2014

store sick

Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.

I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.

by Slurpits November 25, 2016

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Sick

When something is fucked up.

Joey: Man, that sick
Steve: I know it's fucked up.

by Go away you bastard....... April 9, 2019

Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023