Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil September 20, 2016

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016

Salty

1. A person that won’t forgive you for days

2. A person that makes a big deal out of everything.
3. A small asshole or cunt
4. Stingy as fuck

Fuck Charlie is so salty he won’t give me my ten dollars because I won’t tell him a secret.
Amari is so salty she threw a fit when I made a small joke.

by The cuck tickeler May 19, 2018

Salty

Once used to describe one's bitter and negative attitude in generally a game environment, now an overused insult targeted at anyone who is disliked by generally agitated individuals who use it to feel Superior .

Guy1: Ah damn! We could have won that if we tried :P
Guy2: Nah, you're just a salty noob. Stay mad kid.

by Xefolyn February 13, 2017

salty

When you smash your controller on the table when you lose a game, a league player is another exampel. When you rage so much that the house blows up. ALLAHUA AKBAR

FUCK SHIT; THIS GAME SHIT FUCK SALTY SHIT

by Lildevel January 4, 2017

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020