by Emory B January 8, 2021
Get the EC Diseasemug. Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
Get the car and watch diseasemug. A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
Get the Bean diseasemug. Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.
by Grampa70 June 21, 2023
Get the Pretty Person's Diseasemug. When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
Get the swim bladder diseasemug. A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023
Get the Bjørn Diseasemug. Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023
Get the Holmes diseasemug.