Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.

“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”

by Hucode September 19, 2025

Chad

A certified stud. Way above average looking, this attractive male specimen is at least 9/10 to 10/10 on the looks scale.

"My homie got a new haircut and is now looking like a chad."

by ShigShug February 21, 2025

Big chad

A big gay flowback bitch

Big Chad is always under Donnie’s desk

by Big Chad February 25, 2025

chadding

Chad Roberts’ method of teaching.

Student 1: My professor just drones on and on during class and we never learn anything!
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.

Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.

Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”

by hangingoutsociallyatthestation February 26, 2025

Rusty chad

When a gay man sticks his dick in another man’s ass then puts it in that same man’s mouth

My man lover gave me a rusty chad last night

by Big Chad February 27, 2025

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025

double Chad

Double Chad is when a Chad is being twice the Chad he normally is.

Wow, you can bench press so much. Watch me go double Chad!

by Fatbackfred March 7, 2025