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busting beans

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that it is audible from the next room. It is followed by intense muscle spasms and loud groans and moans from the excretion.
Friend 1: "OMG that girl was busting beans so bad that I felt her pain."
Friend 2: "God I hate that, she must of had some bad veggie food."
by patty pants October 21, 2009
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bean bagged

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.
Im so bean bagged hahahaa
by Lucas668 December 22, 2010
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bean squad

A term for your Latino American group of friends, used in a friendly way to show contrast to your own race. Much nicer than the racially insensitive "beaner."
Black Girl #1: Oh, we need another crew to go with to that party tonight.
Black Girl #2: I know! We'll call the bean squad! (on phone) Hello, Lupe? Get Rafael and Carlos, we gonna tear up Paramount tonight!
by 310sfinest May 25, 2009
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bean smasher

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.
by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005
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Sad Bean

P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”
by horror-bish October 1, 2018
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Bean theory

The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.
Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.

Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.
by LuckyJester March 19, 2010
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Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.
Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.
by J.M.B. January 12, 2008
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