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Bone Loss

The instance of a guy losing his boner due to whatever circumstance (usu. under sexually disappointing conditions).
Derrick: "So, my chick friend introduced me to Martha, the school hottie. She's got huge tits, beautiful legs, and wonderful locks of hair."

Dan: "You think you have a chance at tappin' that?"

Derrick: "Well, turns out Martha is a tranny. Just remembering she has a penis results in my immediate bone loss."
by Jacktup24/7 February 20, 2012
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Footie Bone

The spot on your ankle bone that when hit feels like the funny bone in your arm.
Oh Man! I just hit my footie bone and now my toes are all tingly.
by Brandon M & Vanessa C. January 20, 2011
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Burgundy Bone

1. A beautiful dark skinned woman with just the slightest hue of red.

2. A dark skinned red bone
DAAAAAAAMN look at lil momma over there! Yeah she a bad Burgundy Bone
by DoubleONigerian February 2, 2012
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Dine Bone

To take someone out to dinner for the sole purpose of getting laid afterwards.
He dine boned her last week and never called again.

She didn't care if she was a dine bone as long as she got a free meal.
by Sygws February 4, 2010
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Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".
Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Bone meal

Eyy yo FluffyPinapple139 pass me the bone meal, ima grow a tree
by Skarchy May 3, 2020
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