Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

Salty

Salty-Taste of salt (duh)
Salty-When someone does mean things to you because they are jealous of something you have/or don't have something they want.

This soup is so salty!

Amanda was salty because she didn't have a fucking ass.

by FrozenPiss November 26, 2019

Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil September 20, 2016

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016

Salty

1. A person that won’t forgive you for days

2. A person that makes a big deal out of everything.
3. A small asshole or cunt
4. Stingy as fuck

Fuck Charlie is so salty he won’t give me my ten dollars because I won’t tell him a secret.
Amari is so salty she threw a fit when I made a small joke.

by The cuck tickeler May 19, 2018

salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023