pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
by cole maj March 21, 2024
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Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
by Etymoholic August 14, 2023
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pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.
i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!
by sparse May 22, 2019
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 04, 2023
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