Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 18, 2009

Double Bison

(Noun) To allow both of one’s nutsacks to burst through one’s own trousers, followed by using both of one’s nutsacks to batter another person into submission.

I will finish you now with a double bison. Prepare to meet your maker.

by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwee May 15, 2021

Double-L

Crunchy-O’s name for LidLock

How’s it going Double-L buddy I didn’t see you.

by LidLockTV April 25, 2023

Double Hombre

To poop twice in the pants

My man had to go home back in the 2nd grade because he did a Double Hombre

by IHateRowan December 17, 2019

Double-Cheeks

When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks

Damn Hannah has double-Cheeks.......

by Therealbitch.co August 28, 2019

double reed

A reed you use for a bassoon or an oboe

I play a double reed instrument

by Mittensandzora on insta November 10, 2018

Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 22, 2023