Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Dip inside the chip

when you reverse how something is done normally

Whoa, what if we put the dip inside the chip

by yeeaaaahhh May 8, 2018

Chips and nip

When you plop queso on your partner's nipples and scoop it off with tortilla chips while she says "ariba".

"Bro I had chips and nip last night"
"Bro. Ariba"

by Twista T May 4, 2016

Chip

Dope lolol

“Yo, Chip.”
“What?”
“You’re dope B)”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

Nacho Chip

When you pee in a girls yeast infection

Omg I nacho chip with Gerald

by yung foreskin January 21, 2024

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020