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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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Minehut Players

Sentient civilization having an attention span of about a goldfish.
A Minehut Player in the natural habitat will barely know how to read and will immediately leave if provoked.
"Should we add a recipe for gunpowder?" "They're Minehut Players! You think they understand recipes?"
by jazo__ July 29, 2023
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Da Game Player

A term to describe an extremely homosexual male.
Augh, daddy. i think im becoming a Da Game player because of you.
by ODOG12 April 18, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
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Reign Player

Hopefully you will never meet a player of the "reign" clan in the Game "Forward Assault" cuz they tend to be very stinky and toxic. One Player called "Harmony" known as "Orphelia" is the stinkiest among them. Lack of shower for years is what makes the reign clan special
by Prqne May 12, 2023
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NOOB Da Player

The most awesome Youtuber ever, the most coolest dude ever. got the best vids

NOOB Da Player: a guy who makes YouTube videos titled "do I suck at (insert game title) yes"
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subscriber: check out NOOB Da Player's Coolest video that isn't a scam

insert the The Epic Games store incident
by NOOB Da Player Fan#1 September 9, 2023
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Tarkov player

A person with no friends who has sunk 1,000s of hours into the videogame Escape from Tarkov knowing damn well they hate every second of it.
Person 1: Bro I haven't heard from koi in weeks

Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov

Person 1: What a Tarkov player
by V0r3I0v37 September 15, 2023
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