wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.
"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."
by 1m in chem March 27, 2012
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AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
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by I am jesus in a box April 04, 2010
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When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.
You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight
by Jcoolnades October 19, 2011
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LOL MADE OF BACON ROBOT!

An exclamation you might say for no reason.
Guy 1: So today i walki-
Guy 2: LOL MADE OF BACON ROBOT!
Guy 1: ...
by Lol I'm not a chicken! August 24, 2006
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you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.
by Melody Park May 07, 2006
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Throw Some Bacon on It

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"
by Samiee15 October 08, 2016
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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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