Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.
by goatofwisdom July 14, 2011
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Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off
by felixg123 January 11, 2011
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breath of fresh smoke

relief or happiness caused by one smoking weed that finally

isnt bad.
man this shit is a real breath of fresh smoke after all that reg.
by svender legs July 08, 2011
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catch some smoke

A person who says this usually wants to square up or fight.
Man 1: You trying to catch some smoke?
Man 2: No smoke please.
by stupidperson42069XD March 27, 2018
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Throw a smoke bomb

To disapear whilst on a night out, without notifying your mates. Usually at the request of a spouse/partner and/or to avoid the harrasment of said mates and ongoing defence of your manliness
Where's Dave?
I think he snuck out to throw a smoke bomb, he went out for a piss/drink/cigarette etc and never came back.
by cableguy73 November 29, 2009
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Smoke a blunt to the head

Each individual person whom you are smoking with, smokes their own fat blunt conclusivley smoking their brains out
Nancy, Frenchy, and Ernesto all decided to smoke a blunt to the head.
by eiasd September 08, 2006
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smoking a clip

Smoking a full pack of cigarettes when they're lined in a row
Micah:Haha look i'm smoking a clip

Kylah:Save some for me i haven't smoked all day
by Nikesonmyfeet June 04, 2014
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