Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp

Saif is a gay simp

by tak17 July 6, 2022

Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.

Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .

by AJA October 30, 2019

simp for gaara

somebody who loves gaara and simps for him

i simp for gaara

by kazekage gaara November 10, 2021

Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.

Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021

Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

wanda_.simp

A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen

My favorite wanda Stan is wanda_.simp

by Elena._23 September 18, 2021