Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.

"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "

by Syedster April 16, 2022

Salty

Low on water; an organism that is dehydrated and therefore exhibiting agitated, irritated behavior. An increase in sodium affecting equilibrium due to the lack of water.

She was unusually salty when she replied, “Really?” after the waves had doused her new haircut.

by Salty O’ Day July 4, 2018

Salty

If something is salty it means that it is high class or exclusive.
Also can be used to describe a person, usually a woman, who is tasteful and/or pleasing to the eye. They may also be a very classy or expensive person.

Louis Vuitton is so salty that I feel like I have to be a celebrity to shop there.

This girl is so salty, I love her!

by MarieOpal March 28, 2015