Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
by bisonman May 25, 2015
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Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring
by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
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golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013
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Silver wedding ring

Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:
A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.
by Annamay November 18, 2018
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Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.
Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan
by GreyTheHuman March 07, 2020
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I got the ring

When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ
Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?

I GOT THE RING
by GVAPO March 19, 2019
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Grants Lucky Ring

A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.
by Some chick July 01, 2004
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