RICE

the shit that stupid fucking asians eat

asians grow rice in the fields like fucking slave picking cotton

by pussy destroyer 1234 January 31, 2020

rice

If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.

someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do

by a dude named steve January 31, 2020

Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.

EAT RICE CAKE GET MUSCLE

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Rice

My future husband.

Christmas at Grandmas House.
December 25,2020
Rice - Will you open this box?
Victoria - ( opens it up ).
Rice - ( Gets down on one knee ).
Victoria - ( In shock ).

Rice - Will you marry me?
Victoria - Yes I will.

by He’s the One for Me July 17, 2020

Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.

by The mightiest orange chicken. June 22, 2020

Rice

Stuff you eat

I ATE RICE TODAY!!!

by ANONYMOUSKID911 June 25, 2020

rice

1. food
B. a terrible car
fourth. food

haha rice hahahaha rice hagshjnanbioFBOIG

by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020