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Queef

"Hey David, are u part of the LGBTQ community? I saw ur rainbow flag in ur Insta bio. Are u a queef?"
by Queerfqueen July 1, 2018
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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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Queef

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that
by Cayden the cu#t June 11, 2019
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Queef

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.
by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022
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the big queef

A large man who knows these streets
Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!
by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016
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Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.
My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom
by Pauseacorn July 12, 2017
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