Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

Poo pusher

'Poo Pusher' - a derogatory term for a homosexual.

Craig: Andrew, you're a poo Pusher.
Andrew : ahh what's the story, I'm not a Poo Pusher.

by Hawke Myster General January 30, 2020

Poo Box

Noun:

A box (cardboard or storage bins) used to put our stuff/prized possesions/collectables/valuables in. Poo box can be big or small depending on how much stuff you have. You can one or several of them of any size.

Person 1: I have a lot of little stuff. I need a poo box for it. I also have more stuff in my closet that needs to be put away neatly. I don't wanna lose any of this stuff. I think I need to go to Target and get some poo boxes from the home storage isle.

by yogafire September 25, 2011

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018