wide spread panic

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

The world police

This might be the title forigen countrys give us because we always get are noses into there bussiness. And push are democratic belifes on other countrys(iraq), Instead of worrying about other countrys. I think we should worry about our selves first(ghettos,econmy,crime,drug abuse,homeland security.

O crap here comes America the World police!!!

by g000000000000gle bob November 6, 2006

Penicular Lacketes

A Teeny Weenie

by Sarah February 28, 2003

retard police

a person that kindly but hostilely alerts his/her friend of the answer to the simplest questions.

When one asks "What color is the sky?" and another begins to think about it. A friend (aka the retard police)punches your shoulder.

by A Skeletal Prayer July 7, 2008

Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.

RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."

by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011

panic at the disco fan

stupid little girls who need a life and better taste in music.

girl one: omfg, im such a panic at the disco fan! BRENDON, MARRY ME.
girl two: omfg, stfu kthnx. imma go shoot brendon in the face now.
girl one: OMFG, NO!! -cries-

true story.

by girl two December 20, 2006

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011