pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019

Gutter Pump

A man on all fours tucks his penis between his legs. He then gets sucked off (pumped) from behind while he shits (gutter) on the forehead/face of his partner (the gutter pumper)

Water in Mexico destroyed my stomach. My girl hit me we a reviving Gutter Pump to save the day.

by stout_boot82 April 1, 2025

head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

Pumped up Kicks

An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.

Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?

Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?

Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.

by Robert McBlankington October 20, 2020

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

Double Pumping

The action of putting your penis in a woman's anal cavity and your balls in her clitoris and then thrusting.

Dude, I met up with Jessica last night and things escalated a little and we started double pumping

by Double Pumping December 2, 2020

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017