Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.

Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT

by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020

throat pump

Getting to the point of climax and then violently inserting your penis into a woman's throat pumping it with ejaculate.

Mayn, I wish I could come over but I already got plans to throat pump Shaunty.

by Gotcum? May 8, 2020

chasing the pump

Trying to look as good as your pump, all the time.

Mom I have to go to the gym, I'm chasing the pump.

by Xrendr48 January 26, 2024

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

air pump

Air pumping is the act of squelching your face into a ball before making an unholy air sound, as a pump does.

"I only air pump now" "Doctor harya"

by bart900.clark@2 March 30, 2025

The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018