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stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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Poo Box

Noun:

A box (cardboard or storage bins) used to put our stuff/prized possesions/collectables/valuables in. Poo box can be big or small depending on how much stuff you have. You can one or several of them of any size.
Person 1: I have a lot of little stuff. I need a poo box for it. I also have more stuff in my closet that needs to be put away neatly. I don't wanna lose any of this stuff. I think I need to go to Target and get some poo boxes from the home storage isle.
by yogafire September 25, 2011
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Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.
Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!
by Pricey45 October 3, 2011
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poo eyes

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Lyrics for the popular XXXTentacion song "SAD!".
"yeah"
"poo eyes"
"semen nachos feather leather coat uh"
by zawakudo January 31, 2023
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sucky-poo

When a female performs fellatio on a male's genitalia.
Hey janis, come over here and give me a quick sucky-poo.
My girlfriend gave the entire football team sucky-pooies, I wasn't mad.
by Morjan69 October 16, 2019
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Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.
"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."
by Phreakin October 17, 2019
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Ratty Poo

A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.
"come here my little ratty poo"
(dog should run up to you and give affection)
by The Backstreet Boys December 30, 2020
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