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Blue Poo

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue
"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo
by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019
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stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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Frosty poos

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.
little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.
by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
poo lord da best guy heeeyaw
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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Poo storm

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below
Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game
by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020
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Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
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Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.
My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...
by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018
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