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Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao
Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge by miriah December 3, 2004

Short Pants

Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.

To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.
Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.
Short Pants by Andronicus August 4, 2007

Sorority Pants 

Black leggings worn as pants. Especially popular among sorority girls.
"I've got to get some sorority pants before rush or I won't look like everyone else!"

"Look at those Tri-Delts up there...all of them are wearing sorority pants!"

awesome-pants 

A man's undergarment that acts as a modern day cod piece, enhancing the size of the genitalia. Typically thong or g-string style in bright or neon colors. This phrase is only used from the man's perspective, as no woman actually finds these undergarments attractive.
"Tonight, I'm wearing my awesome-pants."

Awesomepants.com
awesome-pants by drock1963 January 23, 2009

Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.
I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.
Puke my pants by Bigger sam August 27, 2008

I shit 'em pants 

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).
Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.
I shit 'em pants by simonx4 August 12, 2006