Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel

1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.

by LayLicked July 16, 2019

Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself

Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"

by polkar September 24, 2014

Shoe

A shy hoe, a hoe that is shy, a shoe.

Person One: Sara is a hoe, but so shy.
Person Two: ...so she is a shoe.

by spacebean07 April 30, 2020

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe

"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"

by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021