When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
by Lenny the Fish February 10, 2016
When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.
by Kinkouuuu February 20, 2016
When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts
by Mattychomper September 29, 2018
by jahee nutt September 24, 2017
When for whatever reason, you become so suddenly and quickly aroused that you gain a full-length erection that breaks the sound barrier, and you immediately nut.
by FloorHam December 06, 2016
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