side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 4, 2015

Rim job

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea

Sir can I have a rim job please?

by Ric Spade November 12, 2020

gollum job

Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.

my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.

That girl gave me a great gollum job.

by gollum666 February 8, 2012

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Job now

A quip used on Twitter to respond to a boring post.

“I feel the best when I’m outside tanning”
- job now

by 420kushkilla March 20, 2021