Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.

Jake-why you going so driving style

by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022

rear-drive

gay person or homesexually-unbalanced

Berry: I don't want to hang out with those rear-drives. They're chicks-free.

by SLRussianboy August 5, 2018

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019