Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Clean Nig

A wealthy black man who is practically white. He sends his children to a preppy boarding school. He drives a BMW. Is well kept. Wears suits to work. Speaks like an average white man, and generally doesnt follow any sports teams.

Greg: Yo you see that Clean Nig who moved in down the road??
Mac: Yeah man he drives a nice car.
Greg: I know hes such a clean nig

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018

Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home

“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022