Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.

Run its Morning Jaiden.

by collier26.22 September 19, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage

Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!

by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023

Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.

guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"

by skaninja September 2, 2013

Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.

Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.

by BWitched January 8, 2022