Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.

My daddy Michael Garcia.

by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Michael Hitt

The sophisticated cousin of Mike Hunt.

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.

by JimboWales August 20, 2010

Michael Jackson

not a pedophile

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile

by sister sassy May 19, 2019

Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011

michael huggins

a really hot guy , cute, sweet, loads of girls wish they could be he's girlfriend, and is perfect in his own little way xx

{hot} "michael huggins"

by caitlan leigh October 26, 2013

Michael

Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.

I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael

by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018

Michael

A skinny peice of shit who love to catch dick in his mouth and loves it in the ass. Most likely is a ginger who cant get any girls

Michael is a complete sack of shit

by Russle Westbrook June 25, 2017