The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?
Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
by DaSizzler November 9, 2020
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Get the McJackAss mug.An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
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Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"
Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"
Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"
Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."
Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"
Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"
Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."
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