Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025

Log

$10

“Can I get one log please?
“Sure, that will be $10”

by pizzassgirl July 18, 2024

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

mini log

Hitting a small clip (under 5 seconds) on fortnite battle royale .
If you where to hit a mini clip on fortnite you would say mini LOGGED.

omg big Jake i just hit a mini log.

by FortniteLord500 July 12, 2025

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017