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face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters
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fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

You smell like outside 

That stank that you sometimes pickup when you're outside. Depends on where you are, but the funk exists, and you smell like it.
Dad: Ryan you smell like outside! Take a damn shower.
Ryan: Awww man!
You smell like outside by notbeto August 22, 2019

Don't like your vibe 

Racist phrase use by white Australians on non white people/minorities. Instead of directly saying I don't like your kind/type, they take an indirect racism approach via the phrase above, or the word vibe. Often leaving victim clueless about the indirect approach of racism.
Bakshir (minority): Hey Jim, heard you looking group mates for the project. I would like to work with you on this.
Jim(white male): I don't know about it mate, don't have a good feeling about it.

Bakshir(minority): Whats wrong?
Jim(white male): I just don't like your vibe.
Arthur(white male): Yea we don’t like your vibe, look for another group thats your vibe.

Bakshir(minority): Guys… What da f??? ????? Is going on?????

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

"rappin like a slave" 

someone who raps (or talks) about backwards a-political or self hate type shit.a sambo/sellout type that says what massa wants to hear(ie;record execs,corporate tyrants,or uncle sam)..pro-market words or lyrics that would make a slave master proud.
that dude wearing that red,white and blue shirt over there, "rappin like a slave"...them uncle tom preachers be "rappin like a slave"...a lot of money motivated rappers be "rappin like a slave"..dude snitchin,"rappin like a slave"