If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler
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Get the roytheboy's law mug.Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.
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Get the Huttenberger’s law mug.Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.
Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
by Barfolamew November 10, 2012
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When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
"Dude, I got worked by six mackin' double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. It was like total enforcement of Surfy's Law!"
by WordSurfer January 14, 2013
Get the Surfy's Law mug.Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.
First proposed on slashdot
First proposed on slashdot
China has a bad pollution problem.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
by mr xqzy January 15, 2013
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"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
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