jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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Game Jumping

When you have a large list of video games and decide to not spend time with one game at a time and instead play a whole bunch of games in a short amount of time.

"Dude! you got to stop Game Jumping! You'll never get to finish any games if you keep playing like that!"

by Stoner-Hed February 8, 2021

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backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot

Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!

by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021

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Jump

How High? Stop Hammertime

Dean: Jump. Jeff: How high. Dean: Stop. Jeff: hammer time

by Senõr Chang April 27, 2021

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Jump

The upward propulsion of your entire body, primarily with the force a swift muscle contraction of your legs creates, and/or without the gravitational pull downwards towards the surface/ground.

I jumped off the building

by CommieAlek April 29, 2021

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jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward October 6, 2012

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