July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

July 30th by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

July Chinwendu Lasag 

The greatest name to ever exist.

July Chinwendu Lasag has teleported to Shaw Delot.

July Chinwendu Lasag by coneiss December 8, 2024

July 18 

NATIONAL AVA DAY IT IS A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY WE MUST BE NICE TO ALL AVAS THAT EVER EXISTED

Person 1:Why is that Ava looking at me weird

*person 2 punches in face*

Person 2: ITS JULY 18 we must be nice to all Ava’s

July 18 by Mac&chesze December 9, 2024

July 8th 2050 

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

July 8th 2050 by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

July 6th 

National Nacho Day : when a hot MILF invites you for nachos but when you show up she tells you there are no nachos and you are the booty call

MILF: want to come over for nachos?
Me: okay
MILF: no nachos but you can munch on me! July 6th

July 6th by Ibby666 January 31, 2025

July 30, 1968`~`Babysitter`~`talUita`~`babysitteR`~`July 30, 1968

July 30, 1968`~`Babysitter`~`talUita`~`babysitteR`~`July 30, 1968

July 30, 1968`~`Babysitter`~`talUita`~`babysitteR`~`July 30, 1968

July 30, 1968`~`Babysitter`~`talUita`~`babysitteR`~`July 30, 1968 by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

July 15 

National Big back day

Girl 1: "Did you hear about national big back day being July 15?" Girl 2: "Woah, that's my birthday. What the heck?

July 15 by Olivia.Amill April 15, 2025