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jordan and javier

Man jordan and Javier r cute
by Bbydonthurtme September 13, 2021
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Jordan

She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.
"Help Jordan out they need a hug."
by oklovechild October 25, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
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Jordan

Man that Jordan is annoying
by Daddy sqrt April 15, 2021
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Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.
You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”
by Downrightmean September 12, 2019
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hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person
Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring
by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018
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jordan

Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.
by Flippin55 March 12, 2019
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