Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, He might Lie sometimes but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
by BenjaminB11 November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Bob the builder678 July 1, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
Get the Jordan river floatmug. The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.
by Valerie_luvs_u November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.
What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.
by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024
Get the Jordan Neelymug. by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
Get the Jordan the squirrelmug. Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour
Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016
Get the Jordanmug.