Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.

I sure do miss that Jason

by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021

Jason Alexander

talentfull

wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

Jason Liang

Jason Liang is a person who has dry and sarcastic humor that is very funny

The 2009 Definition is Outdated

That Jason Liang over there is so funny

by bemyyyy January 25, 2022

Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason Carr

Fine,cutie,handsome af

Jason Carr is pretty damn fine

by Blaaaaaaa123345 May 13, 2025