Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 19, 2023

Jason Sus

He is a kid who masturbates every second, every single damn night. He is a jerk offer and has a skill issue..

Oh LOOK! There is a Jason Sus kid!

by swcoolkid October 9, 2022

Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.

Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny

by Jgill07 July 8, 2019

JASON

Weird and the most funny guy ever

Jason is funny and weird.

by Cusco girl 👧 February 3, 2020

Jason An

OVERLY dramatic girl who likes Asians.

Scandalous and watches GAY PORN.

Became straight after being disgusted of.. GAY PORN !

Who actually enjoys 2girls1cup.

Pees in a cup. ANd probably but HOPEFULLY not drink it

his screen name is mY sN has HIV

Ew, it's JASON !

OH MY GOSH, I SEE JASON. -fangirlscream-

Damni: Let's eat Jason An.

by damni June 20, 2009