jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021

Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.

I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason

by anonymous March 10, 2024

jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips

jason is really GAY

by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022

jason

Jason is one of the most sweetest boys I’ve ever met. He always finds a way to make me laugh and feel appreciated, I love when we look at eachother in class and just burst out laughing. He knows a side of me not a lot of people have met! Even when I wasn’t that close with him I would see him laughing with his friends he would always seem happy. Now I can’t even go a day without staring at him and without him making me smile. He is very respectful and care about other people’s feelings, and he also doesn’t like to argue he believes that it is pointless and there is more to life.

???-Jason is so funny!
I know right.
???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.

He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️

by lovergirl1321201 November 19, 2023

Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021

Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.

Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.

by Remilazerus July 8, 2021

Jason

•He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute

voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.

In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!

Jason!

by Angel_06 January 10, 2018