by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jacksonmug. Wow. Not only does he fuck any bitch he wants. But he’s also athletic and extremely charming. Jackson tends to be extremely good at videogames, but even better at sex. As a matter of fact a girls orgasm with Jackson is so good it is called a jacksgasm.
by Datboidaboi November 22, 2021
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
Get the Jacksonmug. A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
by platergamer January 14, 2024
Get the Jackson's Dickmug. one drop dead gorgeous mother trucker. he’s really skinny but has the cock of an elephant (6ft on average). and don’t let ur lady near him because all the girls love ratty looking skater boys.
by not jackson shook June 3, 2020
Get the Jackson Shookmug. by hotd0g63 February 20, 2024
Get the oliver jackson cohnmug. Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020
Get the Jackson Michaelmug.